auto-auto-pilot

When you zone out while driving, and the car seems to obey all rules of the road and drive itself to the destination. You usually wake back up eventually, and are confused and amazed.

whoa man, I was driving home last night and i totally went on auto-auto-pilot all the way to my drive way, it was really weird.

by cpt.feelgood June 18, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

auto cat rectal

Autocorrect. From an early and possibly apocryphal iPhone example.

Damn you, auto cat rectal.

by thermidor August 21, 2014

auto octopus

The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.

The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.

Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"

by The Urban Beast May 27, 2015

auto-rejection

Auto-rejection is when a woman rejects the advances of a man, because she thinks he is unattainable for a serious relationship. This may be because she thinks the man is of "too high value" or does not show enough interest in her.

When the stud with a doctoral degree in Mathematics courted for Marie, the young peasant girl, she dismissed his advances due to auto-rejection.

by alphaToOmega February 20, 2019

The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.

Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

Auto-Tune

Pitch-correction software that's been plaguing the music industry, mainly pop and hip-hop. Was created in the late 90's, and the first song to use it was Cher's hit "Believe". It was a novelty back then, but as time went on and talentless hacks like T-Pain have made the practice of drowning their voices in it popular, it's now both extremely overused and also allows pretty much any random schmuck to have a hit song in no time.

T-Pain uses so much Auto-Tune that he sounds like a freakin' robot now.

by AnimeGirl375 July 9, 2011