Anjew

A portly frizzy-haired jew with an aptitude for the irregular, scotch, and fading the public

That anjew puts all of his empty scotch bottles on the ledge in the kitchen.

by Publish Me January 19, 2011

Adjective-Space

Adjective-Space is derived from applying the natural progression of physics to the real world. Physics progresses by reducing the number of independent dimensions of the theoretical world into a manageable number of meaningful orthenormal vectors. Physicist have succeeded in removing all meaning from their field of study fairly recently when the last three dimensions collapsed into each other, Mass, distance and time. Adjective theorists wish to apply this same idea to adjective space, they attempt to find ways to reduce the total number of adjectives used. An example of this would be Color-Space. Recently Adjective theorists have managed to reduce the number of colors into three (Red, Green and Blue) Thus making other adjectives totally unnecessary. Purple is no longer needed, one red and one blue create purple. This is a rather simplistic example, an example of one of the more troubling adjectives is moist. Moist can clearly be described as a vector with the dimensions sticky and damp. The problem is that no one can agree on exactly the amount of sticky and damp needed to create one moist.

There has been much contention over the existence of Adjective-Space. The main competition is Poetry Theorists who believe that reducing the number of adjective dimensions in Adjective-Space reduces the utility of the space. The most famous of the anti-Adjective theory books was 1984.

Adjective-Space... Do I really need an example?

by kodiac1 July 5, 2006

adjectative verb

Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.

ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition

1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.

2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.

Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Jublomatic (adjective)

A woman who is of sexual interest to a Jublomat, i.e. has large breasts.

Woah mate get a load of the tits on her, she's jublomatic and no mistake.

by partridge May 15, 2003

church (adjective)

The act of being very prude. (usually for religious reasons)

1. I tried to get it in with that girl last night
2. what happened?
1. she church (adjective) AF
2. i knew that was a purity ring

by BPteamGORRILLA August 20, 2012

ajewajoo

A variable for the most offensive slang term in any and all languages.

Person 1: Robert, if I ever call you anything bad, it would most likely be an ajewajoo.
Person 2: I'm offended! If you ever fucking call me that again, you'll be getting your ass kicked, you hear me!?

by Deris September 25, 2007

adjectiveless

too good to be true. describes a noun that doesn't step up to any adjectives

The Broadway show was adjectiveless.

by Ugwana April 10, 2010