achilles and patroclus

really good friends...

my history teacher: achilles and patroclus were very close best friends
song of achilles readers:

by daughterofacop March 15, 2025

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

Achille

Achille è un ragazzo fantastico simpaticissimo, educato e troppo bello. Riesce a conquistare ogni ragazza che conosce. E molto obbiettivo ogni cosa che dice la fa e gli riesce bene. E un ragazzi che non ha difetti

Achille è un bel nome! Achille è un ragazzo splendido! Achille è fortissimo a calcio!

by Bellia elish November 21, 2021

faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Achilles

A fat black fuck that sits around on his ass 24\7 with 0 sunlight and is apart of the animal community (is a victim to -1)

Man I heard that poor man was a Achilles

Man he got his booty hole hit with a hard achilles

by The all seeing e eyes May 8, 2022

Achilles

Achilles is a male name. Achiles are polite and generous. They care about their family and friends. Achilles are also very handsome! They like spending their time doing something creative.

- My name is Achilles.
- What a beautiful name!

by Lol my name is Peter November 21, 2021