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Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.
I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.
by WeinerParty November 17, 2022
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Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse
Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll
by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025
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Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018
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catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail
Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping
by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.
Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”
by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021
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