dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.

Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.

by fml November 19, 2007

A Sack of Asses

Used to describe someone who stinks.

Damn nigga, you need to take a shower. You smell like a sack of asses.

by Darrell Mitchell September 25, 2006

two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse

Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight

by Spadgerlicious February 15, 2014

Possum in a sack

A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)

I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.

by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth, IV May 1, 2008

Blowing like a sack full of queers

A strong wind that almost knocks you down.

Man, that is going to be a really bad hurricane!!! Yeah I know the winds are supposed to be very high. It will be blowing like a sack full of queers!!!!

by Big Country527 April 5, 2011

blow a sack

The act of buying a bag of cocaine and then proceeding to snort either a bump, line or the entire bag!

Whats up hoes? Ya'll trying to blow a sack?
Hey bitches, are you trying to hit the disco & blow a sack or what?

by too_juicy May 12, 2015

flop a sack

In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."

I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.

by officerat July 13, 2009