child

a little demon that people can create and they think it is cute

that child stole my eyes

by childhater March 29, 2022

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away

That child took my life away

by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022

Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is such a child! smh.

by Mogussussy November 10, 2022

Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying

“Hey, i think i want a child”
“Don’t”

by Artoonz June 04, 2022

Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017