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Zucchini

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it
Jesus need zucchini
by Jesus is white April 8, 2019
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Desert Zucchini

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.
by GobNob June 5, 2022
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hide the zucchini

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green
You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini
by Skylanderscollector March 3, 2024
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Zucchini feminism (feminist)

It is one of the new feminist theories created in S.Korea.
This feminism is hilariously the most welcoming feminism of men, especilly misogynists, mansplainers rather than women.
If you want to be a 'Zucchini feminist' , all you need to do is just say "I am a feminist". That's it. you don't have to prove it or be proved. and say "you are not feminists, you such a mob, man hater, bully" to women who criticize about your misogyny.
that is the important point that you take the victim's place. it is a good excuse that women says a bad words to guys. when women criticize, hate you , just say "hey! student! listen carefully! I am a real feminist and you are fake. what you do is just bullshit. follow me I can enlighten and educate you what is the real feminism. never say bad words to men. as a man I really want to help you. peace! "
p.s. you must speak it with man's plain .

why is a zucchini?
this all started with this conversation from somewhere on internet
"you wanna be beaten with a zucchini?"
"you are so violent. just like misogyny guys"
she should't have said that.
woman: omg. I falled out of the job interview again. better school, better grade than other men, but why?
man: cause they think you are not enough?
woman : glass.ceilling maybe
man : omg . only ugly fat women say that but no doubt. I am a real feminist.
woman : no. you just a zuccihni feminist.

A : hey what is the zucchini feminism (feminist)?
B: it is so weird feminism that only men like.
by gdnnp November 27, 2017
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Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are
player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.
by do you wish want die May 12, 2021
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Zucchini

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”
by WeirdAF December 1, 2020
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caca fani caca zucchini hoinges

when the chongo bongo farfa berfe caca pepor cola abuela fly fritos pepor boingy garngob
omg where patty fral

it “ caca fani caca zucchini hoinges ” ham
by karby paty June 22, 2021
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