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Zucchini

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it
Jesus need zucchini
by Jesus is white April 8, 2019
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Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
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Sour Zucchini

When you eat a Zucchini that a woman has previously fucked herself with.
My mom made zucchini bread with a zucchini that my sister had fucked herself with, No wonder why it tasted sour What a Sour Zucchini
by goobsnoob August 26, 2024
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zucchini licker

Someone who licks a man's penis
Zach's a zucchini licker.
by Long Charles 18+ October 10, 2017
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Desert Zucchini

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.
by GobNob June 5, 2022
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Eat zucchini

person 1 - you lame

person 2- eat zucchini!
when a hater or someone who says something disrespectful or offensive calls you out on something or decides to be a bitch tell them
Eat Zucchini
by thegoatnatalienunn November 17, 2025
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Zucchini

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”
by WeirdAF December 1, 2020
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