adderall

A perscription drug for A.D.D kids, mostly abused by teenagers to stay awake, not eat, and be more social. If you take too much it may cause mental distress. But if you become tired, close your eyes for 20 minutes asleep or not and you will usually be re-embersed with energy.

Due to the 3 day weekend I took 6 pills of my cousins adderall and I was up for 55 hours! And the next day I wasn't tired at all!!

by Trevor Allen Johnson November 8, 2007

Adderall

Aka:magic blue pill,uppers,speed.

Adderalls an addicting supplement used to cure the symptoms of ADD.I started taking adderall in the 11th grade.I was failing out of school not atending and blaming it on because "I cant concentrate."

You start taking them by mouth and let me tell you it feels great.But then you cant stop,I started railing them.I did lines in the bathroom of my work everyday.whenever you don't have you don;t even wanna get out bed,something as simple as going to the bathroom is hard.But you still cant stop because your brain depends on it to make you energy.You could sleep for 3 days and you still feel like shit cause you ran out of your pills.

If your reading this and want to experiment with adderall dont do it,you might as well be a coke head.Its not something im proud of but take my word.Im broke my girlfriend left me and i still cant stop.

by 987oiulkjm December 31, 2009

adderall penis

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.

I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

by EazieWeezie May 8, 2018

Adderall Chronicles

The best private story ever

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”

by vcvte August 2, 2022

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast

Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.

by corn 132 April 30, 2020

Adderall

The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.

College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.

Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.

Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!

Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?

College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...

by TheWORDS January 21, 2008