When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.
I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.
by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015
Get the Zeus Biscuitmug. by attackattack May 20, 2009
Get the Zeus 'emmug. by chHAad February 10, 2021
Get the Zeus Deucemug. Phrase used when you are experiencing the need to tell the person you're with to "chill out" or "calm yourself."
by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008
Get the hey-zeusmug. A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.
The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.
The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.
by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005
Get the Zeus Cannonmug. by Wackadoo January 24, 2009
Get the Zeus Dickmug. When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 14, 2018
Get the Zeus's Blessingmug.