Yoga Dick

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!

Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!

by Beejerciser May 8, 2011

Yoga Pants

What god created on the 8th day.

"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"

by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011

yogalaties

a combination of Yoga and Pilates as said by Beth, on John Tucker Must Die.

"Okay, your mom is so hott!" - Beth
"Yeah, She does Yogalaties." - Kate

by Alessandra Palacios January 4, 2007

yogalingus

cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue'

that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body

that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas

our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose

try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Yoga Pant Effect

When a girl always wears tight pants/jeans to give the appearance that she has a fat ass.

Guy 1: Damn! She got a fat ass!
Guy 2: Nah bruh, she just using the yoga pant effect

by Negro Earlobe June 20, 2017

yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.

I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.

by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019

Yogan

Everyone thinks he is taken..He is a genuine hot guy with a funny flavor personality. Propoblly a surfer or a ice scatter. Soft soul that portrays the best in everyone

Hey look! It's yogan he looks even better than yester day

by Love doctor 2000 September 17, 2020