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3 hole wonder

This is what Travis Alexander called Jodi Arias. The woman that later stabbed him 29 times and shot him in the forehead.
by court watcher April 24, 2013
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Wunderwhore

A megaslut of epic proportions. Refers to a bitch that fucks so many guys AND girls in any given week, that phase shifts the balance of sexual karma. A wunderwhore can seduce you,fuck you and be gone in an awe-inspiringly short period of time. Often, you won't know it happened until you see the gonorrhea/chlamydia discharge later on.
Dude, I went to the club last night and that wunderwhore, La Quisha bon Qui Qui, was there. She said hi and started dancing in front of me and next thing I know, my dick starts burning. That wunderwhore gave me chlamydia!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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Wunderfizz

A Call Of Duty perk machine that gives the player a random perk when bought
Tim: I'm going to buy some Wunderfizz

Tom: Don't do it
Tim: *Gets jugger-nog*
Tom: Wow let me buy one
Tom: *gets Deadshot Daiquiri*
by YourAnAcuteOne May 6, 2021
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Wonder Toast

Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.
I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.
by Nicole Brice May 27, 2007
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wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.
by unknown69a January 29, 2014
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Do you ever wonder why we're here?

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.
YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
by Ran#DOM=(DEAD) October 19, 2020
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one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009
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