waldena

wheres waldos gf

omg did u know waldo and waldena are dating ?!?!

by tanya / tatertot December 19, 2018

wulfen

a unique being that makes a lot of cum and cock and ball torture jokes.

“I am fucking horny.” -Wulfen

by bearerofbadnews October 9, 2021

Welden

Name of a brazilian aquarian and also of a city in Germany

Welden is a nice guy

by Nedlew November 22, 2021

Walden

Walden is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) New York. Part of the larger town of montgomery, walden is kind of a shitty place where people only smoke/sell weed, play basketball, and fight over stupid shit that doesn't matter. It's not dangerous, it's just shitty. Kids go to valley central high school with kids from the the village of montgomery, which is much nicer and you can walk around without seeing a crackhead, drug deal, or some dude blasting drill out of his car at a basketball court with 30 other people, while only 6 are actually playing. It may sound shitty, but some of the best empanadas you'll get outside of nyc here, and you can get a pretty good chop cheese. There is also a cool smoke spot and a bunch of abandoned buildings. During the summer the town also has nighttime basketball, but fights break out all the fucking time. Anyway, it's small, shitty, and is looked down upon by some people. It has its moments, but overall stay away cause your not missing much.

Person 1: hey man wanna go to walden?
Person 2: isn't walden kinda shitty?
Person 1: yeah but there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at the elementary school court listening to sha ek and smoking weed.
Person 1: oh ok we'll go then.

by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022

Walden

Walden is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) New York. Part of the larger town of montgomery, walden is kind of a shitty place where people only smoke/sell weed, play basketball, and fight over stupid shit that doesn't matter. It's not dangerous, it's just shitty. Kids go to valley central high school with kids from the the village of montgomery, which is much nicer and you can walk around without seeing a crackhead, drug deal, or some dude blasting drill out of his car at a basketball court with 30 other people, while only 6 are actually playing. It may sound shitty, but some of the best empanadas you'll get outside of nyc here, and you can get a pretty good chop cheese. There is also a cool smoke spot and a bunch of abandoned buildings. During the summer the town also has nighttime basketball for peiple under 18 (but they don't care so as long as your under 21 your fine) but fights break out all the fucking time. You can also hoop at one of basketball courts are either one of the schools in town. These courts also double as smoke spots when school is out. Anyway, it's small, shitty, and is looked down upon by some people. It has its moments, but overall stay away cause your not missing much.

Person 1: hey man wanna go to walden?
Person 2: why would I ever want to do that?
Person 1: well there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at one of the schools smoking weed and listening to sha ek.

Person 2: alright fine let's go.

by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022

Walden

A Walden is a guy that has a stench so strong that you will notice him as soon as he walks in a room. The Stench produced by a Walden can be compared to a garbage can, or a rotting corpse.

Person 1: “Ew what the hell is that smell”

Person 2: “Oh that’s just Walden, he always reeks”

by TyroneBiggums45 January 15, 2024

Walden

(verb, after H. D. Thoreau)
To retreat to a solitary natural setting not merely to escape society, but to be poetically missed—to heal with a soulful, reflective interlude.

Earwin: My dear fellow, it is not mere boredom. It is deeper. I feel the ennui of this existence; sometimes, I long to simply… hide away from society.
Wilbur: Earwin, I believe what you need… is to Walden.

by Love-fi December 14, 2025