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i would tax you

Damn cutie I would tax you!
by Joe mamma November 5, 2013
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A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
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i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.
by beachbabe56 September 28, 2018
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I would turn you in

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !
by Zulufly December 4, 2022
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I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah

When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing
Person: Retard

Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah
by GwiddyMaster April 10, 2023
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Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009
by zaphod13 June 29, 2023
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I would

A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009
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