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I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

i would rock you 

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.
we should play checkers. i would rock you.
i would rock you by beachbabe56 September 28, 2018

I would turn you in 

I would report you to the police.
If you kill someone, I would turn you in !
I would turn you in by Zulufly December 4, 2022

I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah 

When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing
Person: Retard

Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009
A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
I would by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009