Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.
by AcornBandit May 29, 2023
Get the Workplace-Prostitute mug.This is behaviour on the part of an employee or employees that works against the legitimate interests of the organisation that employs them or indeed their own interests. This sort of behaviour is detrimental to the organisation, its employees, clients and customers. It is believed that persons with a tendency to experience anger are more likely to respond to a stressful situation, such as being treated unfairly with counterproductive workplace behaviour.
When the supervisor blamed Charlie for his own mistake, Charlie deliberately jammed all three photocopiers in a fit of counterproductive workplace behaviour.
by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015
Get the Counterproductive Workplace Behaviour mug.A toxic workplace is somewhere you really don’t want to be as, even if you try to avoid it, you will be dragged into the backstabbing shit that’s going on and it will adversely affect you. It’s a place usually characterised by drama and infighting and where the personal battles between individuals or departments harm productivity. Toxic workplaces are often the result of workers who are, themselves, best described as toxic. These individuals are motivated solely by personal interest, the desire for money, power and status. They will use any means no matter how unethical, mean-spirited or illegal to manipulate the system for their own ends whilst undermining others and diverting attention away from their own shortcomings.
Toxic workplaces have been found to have profoundly adverse effects on the health and wellbeing of the non-toxic people working in them. The best advice if you find yourself working in such an environment, no matter how good the money or benefits, get out as quickly as possible.
Toxic workplaces have been found to have profoundly adverse effects on the health and wellbeing of the non-toxic people working in them. The best advice if you find yourself working in such an environment, no matter how good the money or benefits, get out as quickly as possible.
“Malcolm’s crawling round Mark again trying to undermine Nick.”
“That toe-rag really is poisonous; he’s turning this into a real toxic workplace.”
“That toe-rag really is poisonous; he’s turning this into a real toxic workplace.”
by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015
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I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.
by goyo August 14, 2016
Get the Toxic workplace mug.Just as with the Phantom of the Opera, you would like to unmask this workplace thief who is always pilfering something.
The elusive and mentally unstable Phantom of the Workplace has apparently lifted all of my tampons from my drawer last night!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
Get the Phantom of the Workplace mug.An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.
I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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