Stiff Wicket

When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.

Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”

Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”

by TinyTerribleDancer June 9, 2018

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wicket

extremely, crazily awsomely. ***not to be confused with wicked.

My best friend, Jared, is wicket sexy.

by KellykellyKELLY! December 28, 2005

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grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

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A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.

Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary

by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021

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lose a wicket

To have to urinate during a drinking session.

Origin in English/Australian cricket vernacular, drinking sessions at pubs can be scored using cricket scoring format of wickets/runs (Aus) or runs/wickets (Eng), where runs are drinks, and having to urinate is a wicket.

You might tell your mates as you stand up that you just lost another wicket.

1. "Damn it guys, just lost another wicket"

2. "Geez mate, if you lose a wicket this early you'll be up and down all night"

3. "I opened well, but am suffering from a middle-order-collapse (denotes a quick succession of wickets)"

by whitty January 27, 2005

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