Wisdom cookie

The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.

A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".

by This hour has 42 minutes June 2, 2009

Wisdom Wank

Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"

"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".

by MURHLICK August 29, 2015

Wisdom Root

The Cannabis plant- The source of all wisdom and the root to true, natural enlightenment.

Yuh stressin'? All ya need is to puff the wisdom root fuh natural, pure relaxation...Jah Bless.

by Rastafari I and I September 15, 2009

wisdom chin

the grey hair that younger people get on their chin, usually before any other grey hairs appear. usually overweight beering guzzing goons who have partied their young but full life away prematurely

you might want to shave that wisdom chin yong fella

by wclmatt July 8, 2010

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

wisdom kink

when one whispers deep proverbial bombs to stimulate sexual arousal

He made me cum three times last night by abusing my wisdom kink.

by Nucci from OW October 8, 2019

Wisdom Man

A man in da bay who said "I thought the world was all about money, clothes, and kicks, until the O.G told me its about pussy, ass, and tits

Wisdom Man changed my life forever

by High Feva October 27, 2004