Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010

wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.

Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.

by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

wireless brain charger

charge ur brain wireless :)

i have a wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019

Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.

Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.

by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008

wireless charger

a charger that has a wire its kinda like a pad or a little circle thing you plug in and you put a phone or a watch on it and it charges it

hey my phones about to fuck itself do you have a chidger

no i dont i have a wireless charger tho

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018