A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 February 3, 2018
A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.
wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.
wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen
by soIcanenteranythinghere? November 27, 2015
The art of stalking a fellow co worker outside of a bathroom door listening to the worker dedicate, then blame the worker of having a cell phone on him.
by Bamako May 8, 2021
In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:
'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'
'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'
by teflon fem! April 24, 2006
Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
by random customer October 14, 2011
A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.
Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.
by thecarofmiki June 24, 2010
A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023