Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached
Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"
Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
by slothbear7 April 21, 2010
Girl1: i saw Carrie yesterday with a guy. They went inside the motel.
Girl2: what did they do in a motel?
Girl1: duh??thay had wi-fi.
Girl2: what did they do in a motel?
Girl1: duh??thay had wi-fi.
by Emar cullen December 21, 2012
A way to get Internet access, the term Wi Fi is a play upon the decades-old term HiFi that describes the type of output generated by quality musical hardware, Wi Fi stands for Wireless Fidelity and is used to define any of the wireless technology in the IEEE 802.11 specification - including (but not necessarily limited to) the wireless protocols 802.11a, 802.11b, and 802.11g. The Wi-Fi Alliance is the body responsible for promoting the term and its association with various wireless technology standards.
by Hyperion-X January 02, 2006
Who do i have to sweet talk to get some wireless fucking internet in this town?!?
We have Wi-Fi at the holiday in
We have Wi-Fi at the holiday in
by badasswordinventor March 22, 2009
Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.
by qtimo December 28, 2009
Person 1: So you're just white, right?
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!
by Yeagermeister_96 September 10, 2018
Wireless Fucking Internet
Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.
Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.
Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi...
Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!
Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!
by Bill Schneiut March 17, 2008