2 definitions by K1974
A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 February 3, 2018
When one person is always going about their life in a jovial manner....but in a good way, making everyone around them in a good mood and being positive.
Example: " 'Ol dude has always charmed the ladies with his sense of humor and good nature. He's a good mess!"
by K1974 August 8, 2017