Wiitard

a person who wants a nintendo Wii so bad they will preform lude acts.

vijay is such a Wiitard i saw him acting like a cock whore behind gamestop.

by pp51doodoo December 12, 2008

Wii-tarded

someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.

conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded

by A$hley Jacobs July 22, 2008

Wii-tarded

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.

Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?

by JustBobS May 16, 2011

Watarded

An individual who is way retarded; this individual surpasses what it otherwise considered to be the standard of retarded or idiotic behavior. This individual is even considered exceptionally retarded among the regularly retarded.

Dude, trying to prove that you could pull that anvil with your nuts when you can’t even life a ten pound weight with your arm was watarded! Seriously man, those with special helmet requirements know better than that.

by Stacey *iz* hisrockstaR August 22, 2009

Wiitard

An individual who plays a first person shooter game on the Wii

Person 1: why is that nibber playing MW3 on the Wii?
Person 2: Idk that Wiitard needs to keel haul himself

by burning ninja06 October 12, 2018

wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.

by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006

Wii-tarded

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-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.

-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.

¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.

Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.

Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."

by Hudd December 7, 2006