fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

under the weather

Feel sick, poor health, tired or exhausted.

"Oh pelase, don't ask me to cook today, I'm a bit under the weather"

by Florian September 28, 2006

Sweater Weather

bi anthem

"o look shes singing sweater weather." "She must be bi!"

by yannothat0neg1rl October 22, 2019

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only a friend when circumstances are pleasant or profitable. At the first sign of trouble, these capricious, disloyal friends will drop their relationship with you.

I had thought Ted would stand by me when I was accused of theft, but it turned out he was only a fair-weather friend.

by Stephanie M. October 25, 2003

Foul-weather friend

A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.

He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.

by Jennifer the yowie hunter August 6, 2018

The Dead Weather

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.

Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".

by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010

Kansas weather

Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.

Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?

by Heather L July 22, 2008