Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster

Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

weave

the incredibly ability to dodge things at a rapid speed

dodge ball weave rip bozo

by kfug March 1, 2022

Welder

An individual who does precision guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I dont care if the prints says it works. I'm the damn welder and I say it dont fit

by ArcFlash_512 March 30, 2020

Weavering

The act of hitting someone in the face with a lunch tray.

Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!

That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!

by Smurd February 11, 2009

Welker

1. To rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2. to be as tough as Wes Welker*
3. despite being only 5' ft, 9" inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (New England Patriot slot receiver)

Man, did you see that guy pull a "Welker" after being hit?
"That guy is almost as tough as Welker."
"He's a tough little bugger"

by Jeruhalem November 27, 2012

butt-welder

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

by joelh January 12, 2008

weave

a form of hair extensions. often used by black women, and celebrites. it's woven, or glued, into the hair from the track. if done rite, it comes out cute. it may even look real, if its done real good.

Nahoje: ooh Taquasha, yo weave is mad cute.
Taquasha: wat chu talkin bout? this ain't no weave.i got
some cherokee indian in me.
Nahoje: girl, please. you black jus like the rest of us. you ain't foolin nobody.

by yay area baby December 28, 2005