Washyourhandston

1) something on the poster in your principal's office that promotes "washing hands". is mostly used in Washington elementary schools. or
2) something that you can mistake washington for

random person: hey did you know we live in Washington?
random person clone: i knew that
random person clone 2: i wasn't born yesterday
carrot: WOAH! i didn't know that! i thought we lived in WASHYOURHANDSTON!!!!

by PIGGYWISDOM April 16, 2013

washgoo

“What’s good” in a Cardi B accent.

Hey bro, washgoo!

by Yogdtjjf July 22, 2018

washow

wizard motherfucker. drops knowledge at every corner. where can you find one? just look for cigars and hookers. he'll be there...waiting for you.

guy: i need advice.
guy2: just ask fucking washow! he'll save your life

by wolfymoi182 November 15, 2018

Washjob

When your girl brushes her teeth and uses mouthwash then gives you a blowjob right after

dude, we were getting ready to go to sleep and she gave me a Washjob all of a sudden

by DayTimesOver May 2, 2022

washoku

Short for Japanese food.

Jack - Hey want to order some washoku?
Chris - Yeah man let’s go

by 3du4rd0 September 4, 2022

Mount Washmore

That giant pile of clothes on your bedroom floor waiting for you to do laundry.

Yeah he was going to scale Mount Washmore today

by Crusty Knight March 22, 2011

synthetic washboards

The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.

The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.

by Telephony October 20, 2019