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washbourns 

The Washbourn family is a long and distinguished dynasty dating back to the late Paleolithic era. Capable of laser vision, manipulation of subatomic partials, and a 13ft vertical leap, the Washbourn family is truly baller as fuck brah.
I visited the Washbourns yesterday and my eyes literally melted out of my skull. Never going back again.

Buttery Washburn 

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.
Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.
A piece of shit car made by farty Motor Company. It comes with 1.3 and 1.4 liter engines, and is made mainly of plastic. It was made to compete with the Daewoo Lanos.
You're still driving a farty Washburn? What a loser!
Washburn by UndeadHamasaki September 14, 2022

Washburn Rural 

A school set in one of the most boring cities in the world, that contains a large amount of awful, judgmental people.
Do you go to Washburn Rural?" "yes." "Well, your life sucks!
Washburn Rural by hoy. April 1, 2011

Washyoursister Sauce 

The easy and unsophisticated way to pronounce "Worcestershire sauce".
Pass me the Washyoursister sauce, this steak is kind of dry.
Washyoursister Sauce by LD66 December 12, 2022
a brand of guitars that are quite nice
dude i got a limited edition oscar schmidt washburn the other day!!!
washburn by hair-ree June 14, 2005