wardrobe mullet

an outfit in which one part states "business" and the other screams "party". wardrobe mullets are more common in middle-aged women.

she's wearing a silk blouse with hot pants.what a wardrobe mullet!

by goompaw December 18, 2008

wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 19, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area

"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"

by MUnit August 29, 2004

wardrobich

a member of a wardrobe department

I am a lowly wardrobich just steaming, zipping, sewing and cleaning. I dress the bodies of people that are worshipped by other people. I will never see the show. I will be treated like Oliver Twist. I do not speak unless i am spoken to. I will get an extra large crew shirt, most likely Canary Yellow, as a reward.

by Mia M. February 21, 2011

Wardrobitch

a member of a Wardrobe Dept..
i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting passes and free tickets,
my Production Manager is always an asshole.
i see crazy shit in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs...at times making my job very hazardous :P
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in Canary Yellow or Babyshit Green, as a reward for my suffering.

i am but a Wardrobitch.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up

or else, will never know.

by Mia M.M. February 21, 2011