Term commonly used when refering to those that live in Walden NY. These people are said to be inbred (His father is his mother's brother!) and have no teeth.
you might be a waldenite if...
...Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
...if the only ones in the family with a full mouth of teeth are under 16 years old.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.