wank

1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation

abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c December 11, 2012

wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

wank

To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.

I was wanking last night, because I was horny.

by *$* May 13, 2005

wank

To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.

Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.

Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch

by Mikal June 7, 2004

wank

its rubbish its crap

naahhh thats wank m8 nah

by hgyt May 13, 2005

Wank

To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.

Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:

Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.

Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.

Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.

Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.

Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!

by SirWankerLot August 31, 2010