wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

by KaiserMonkey September 7, 2003

wank

1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".

As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".

by garthy July 8, 2006

wank

a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank

1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank.
2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers.
3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).

by hornskull December 5, 2003

wanking

1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

wank

A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.

polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank

by Bobby McPherson April 2, 2007

Wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)

I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears

by pwen prior October 14, 2003

wank

What you do when no one is home.

No ones home what shall I do? I know I'm gonna wank.

by fuck me slut December 8, 2013