Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.

Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"

by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Walmart Feet

The type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through Walmart without shoes on.

Friend 1: "Becky Sue lets her kids run through Walmart without any shoes on!"

Friend 2: "I bet they have Walmart Feet."

by khobama April 1, 2009

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Walmart table

A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)

Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)

by Gabe flete July 15, 2006

Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

Walmartarian

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

by puppymum November 30, 2010