wenis

The state of the penis after being exposed to chilly conditions. i.e. Coming out of the pool, the ocean, a cool shower, etc.

"I was in the pool for over an hour. I looked for my penis but all I found was a wenis"

"Johnny and I were making out in the water on spring break... I wanted his cock but all got was the wenis..."

by Jarvis mayes November 22, 2009

wenis

a) mixture of two words: weiner and penis
b) derogatory denotation of lameness
c) irony: a huge pussy

"Andy P. is a scheming little wenis."

by Andrew Gorilla February 11, 2009

Wenis

The skin on your elbow. Not to be confused with penis. I'd be worried if you had a penis on your elbow.

OR

A term used to describe something you don't give a shit about.

He is such a wenis to me. I don't give a damn if he jumps off of that bridge.

by shadowsteel1995 June 8, 2011

Wenis

a wenis is actually the olecranal skin, and anyone who discounts that should ask Siri. Really. Do it.

Joe: i hurt my wenis!!!
Amy: no, that's your olecranal skin.

Joe: that's boring...
Amy: but it's true.

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

Wenis

A tiny nerd looking person who scampers about with only studying on his mind

Wow, Herman, you are the biggest wenis that i have ever met

by Betsy Herman May 31, 2005

Wenis

Penis (see wang, dong, schlong, johnson, cock, prick, dick)

I hooked up with this guy last night, but I probably won't see him again. His wenis was pretty suboptimal.

Kevin and Danica were shocked to learn that their friends thought "wenis" referred to elbow skin, as it is clearly a combination of "wang" and "penis."

by wenissss April 29, 2014

Wenis

The skin that is shiny on your elbow thats hot and sexy

You have such a hot wenis, Your wenis is lickable

by Awestomous December 20, 2009