6 ways to Sunday

thoroughly, in every way imaginable

The entire operation was fucked up 6 ways to Sunday.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2011

God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Seven Ways 'Till Sunday

Used to describe a situation that, regardless of how much time or effort is put into it, is very unlikely to be completed or produce a favorable result.

Originated from the idea that the 7 days of the week continue to loop endlessly after Sunday.

You can ask Jenny out seven ways 'till Sunday, Bob, but I doubt she'll ever say yes.

by Prekursor December 7, 2007

i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013