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Washabod

to endure long strains of torture based on medieval type criminal activities.
I was washabod for kissing the matron of the house.
by Wayne Rathbun November 4, 2006
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wadahek

instead of saying what the heck, you an intellectual, say wadahek.
chris: i think my dog is cheating on me.
alex: dude wadahek.
by alexfromtwitter @wadahekalex August 24, 2017
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wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
by Mothersloads December 4, 2018
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Wash and Wax

A "Wash and Wax"
The person who wants to receive, lays down between the two providers
The first person urinates on the person laying between the two. They will focus on one specific area. Say the face or chest.

After the first person finishes the wash, they will make way for the second person, whos job is quite difficult, as they need to ejaculate on the exact same spot as the first person pissed and on command. That's the wax.

If there are more people in the wash and wax position, that's called a "Car Wash". Back in the fifties, it was called an "autowash"...but that term fell out of favor, except amongst the boomers.
"Hey, so if I understand tonight's festivities, it's you Steve and me. Steve is really hot for a wash and wax. If we can manage to convince John, Bob and Hector, I say we go ahead and surprise Steve with a Car Wash"
by Bloodybunny August 26, 2022
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boulder wash

Stone washed denim clothing that is taken to the next level. "Boulder washed" attire can come into one's wardrobe through an extreme means of natural wear and tear (usually beyond the article's reasonable lifespan), or can be purchased in a store for far too much cash.
"Damn son! Where's Doc and the Delorean nigga!? You really rockin them boulder wash jeans to Dave's party!? Yo dude, them shits is bleached more than Shandra's weave and you got so many holes in em, bitches gonna think I found you back in 1984 for real son!"
by orangedmc July 6, 2010
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Fart Wash

Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.
I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!
by moleary70 September 1, 2011
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automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012
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