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wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.
"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."
by Abigorish February 7, 2008
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wasabi kimosabi

the japanese version of the african american greeting "wuz up bro"
Kiro was walking through the projects of Tokyo, and upon seeing a fellow gangsta he stated "Wasabi Kimosabi!"
by rad bud September 6, 2005
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Wasabi Calcutta

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.
Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.
by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009
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Wasabi Licker

A guy who eats out a girl's anal hole and accidently licks some shit coming from her butt.
Tom: GROSS!
Nancy: What?
Tom: I JUST TOTALLY WENT WASABI LICKER ON U!
Nancy: Faggot!
by POOPLESMAN!@@@@!@!@@@ April 4, 2009
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wasabi plum shot

1) New chinese-style stir fry sauce by Blue Dragon for the UK
2) Sexual act involving teabagging after the recipient has taken a mouthful of the powerful horseradish-like condiment wasabi
Paul howled like a banshee when he realised Derek had served him the wasabi plum shot he WASN'T expecting
by wasabiballsuck May 18, 2011
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Wasabi Friend

A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.
Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you
by LeTravino June 22, 2011
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wasabi hotdog

Dang man that's one spice dick you got. Quite the wasabi hotdog
by Pp man <3 November 12, 2015
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