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Vodka Water

Mixed drink consisting of only vodka and water. Can also be made with tonic instead of regular water. Very low calorie therefore making it one of the healthiest mixed drinks you could have and a favorite of white girls everywhere.
Shelby's on a diet so shes only drinking vodka waters tonight.
by Florida bitch November 16, 2013
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vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.
In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.
by The Sinator November 7, 2009
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Vodka

Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged liquor "made from ethyl alcohol from agricultural origin". It was originally made in Russia from potatoes, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain, primarily barley and wheat, and occationally from rye.

Vodka is integral to many cocktails such as the Screwdriver, Bloody Mary and Vodka Martini. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold.

Flavored vodkas have become popular in the United States and may be flavored with anything from fruits to hot peppers. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.
by KingTT June 21, 2003
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vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
by iheartxiuxiu May 24, 2005
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Vodkabulary

The vocabulary that someone uses when they are drunk.

Generally involves lack of reasoning.
A:Guys I'm only like 30% tipsy.
B:You should stop
A:Shuddup
B:Stop using your vodkabulary and think!
by DepravedLily June 7, 2017
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Vodkabucha

A mixed drink consisting of Vodka and Kombucha.
Person 1: Would you like me to get you another Rum & Coke?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'd rather have a Vodkabucha."
by BluGod April 24, 2020
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VodKlaw

When you proceed to pour vodka (1 or 2 shots)into any flavor of white claw to enhance and intensify intoxication upon the respected party.
Bruh I’m trying to get white gurl wasted

How wasted?

VodKlaw wasted
by ThatsTheyz April 6, 2022
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