White Trash Vehicle

All vehicles other than Dodge and Hummer

I dont buy white trash vehicles. i only buy Dodges and Hummers

by azazasas October 12, 2009

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.

Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025

off-vehicle road

a road where vehicles cannot ply or which is restricted to vehiclular movement.

The road is so narrnow that even motorcyles can hardly pass through it. It is better to declare it an off-vehicle road.

by uttam maharjan July 9, 2011

Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer

Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????

by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025

Cope Vehicle

Any Vehicle that is stupidly overpowered.

I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.

That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.

by Crazyrpm360 April 5, 2024