Vasette

Originally a small vase used for display of specimen flowers. Sir Joseph Banks believed to have used the word in his Florilegium compiling the botanical works of many of his peers from the 1700's. The word has more recently taken on a broader meaning, pertaining to any size vase containing flowers arranged within the vase. This being a distinction from a bouquet, arranged within the hand, then tied with ribbon and bow, (often wrapped in paper, cello or other materials) and then placed in a vase.

1/. The hotel manager requests a large vasette to be placed at the entry to the foyer. I suggest 5 foot high blossom to support the orchids and lilies.

2/. Place a vasette with a single peonie on my desk please.

by Vasette August 31, 2013

Vasectomy Van Gogh

When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.

If you are impotent anyway, give yourself a vasectomy Van Gogh to shut that stupid bitch up.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Vasek

An all round top bloke who is really awesome and cool. He has a cool head and plays guitar good too. He is cool and awesome. He is not a embarrassment and he is citizenship of straya. He is good. He is good at maths

Look at Vasek. Damn dat boy fine.

by JamesV Miller August 26, 2013

reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

by Fireblood September 21, 2005

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008