bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valencat's Day

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.

While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.

by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013

Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3

1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best

by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021

Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.

"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"

by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019

Funny Valentine

the 23rd president of the united states that did absolutely nothing wrong

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody

by the letter 4 January 27, 2020