Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.
A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.
A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.
Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.
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Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.
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Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.
by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010
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A male or female human, and/or animal forms a tight seal over the anus of his or her sexual partner (usually with the lips of the mouth--though the differing biological attributes of species may change this slightly, e.g. elephants may use their trunks) and attempts to suck all accessible fecal matter from the consenting colon into the mouth.
Due to the high volume of pressure, any gaps in the seal tend to produce a sound which in addition to the act is similar to that of a ShopVac.
To aid in the facilitation of procuring large amounts of feces enemas may be preformed on the partner's anus prior to start.
Opinions differ on the proper disposal of said excrement after the process is complete. Some enthusiasts simply ingest though this is not encouraged due to increased health risks. Others attempt to force it back into their partner with mixed results depending on the consistency. Still others get more creative, painting their partners, putting it in or around their own anus, mixing it with various other substances. or vomiting uncontrollably.
Many of these fetishists are also very particular about what food they consume before the event. Very popular is performing this act while in the midst of a regimented colon cleanse.
A male or female human, and/or animal forms a tight seal over the anus of his or her sexual partner (usually with the lips of the mouth--though the differing biological attributes of species may change this slightly, e.g. elephants may use their trunks) and attempts to suck all accessible fecal matter from the consenting colon into the mouth.
Due to the high volume of pressure, any gaps in the seal tend to produce a sound which in addition to the act is similar to that of a ShopVac.
To aid in the facilitation of procuring large amounts of feces enemas may be preformed on the partner's anus prior to start.
Opinions differ on the proper disposal of said excrement after the process is complete. Some enthusiasts simply ingest though this is not encouraged due to increased health risks. Others attempt to force it back into their partner with mixed results depending on the consistency. Still others get more creative, painting their partners, putting it in or around their own anus, mixing it with various other substances. or vomiting uncontrollably.
Many of these fetishists are also very particular about what food they consume before the event. Very popular is performing this act while in the midst of a regimented colon cleanse.
Keanu Reeves: Man, Tom Cruise gave me a hellva Shop Vac last night.
Stephen Hawking: I.bet.that.was.great.I.once.gave.a.Shop.Vac.to.Muhammad Ali.those.were.the.days.
Reeves: It couldn't have been as good as this though, I mean he sucked like a champ, it was loud as hell and then he vommed fucking eveywhere, and we played in that huge pool of his puke and my poo all evening, wrestling, porking, kissing, loving *sigh*
Hawking: ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.i.knew.he.was.a.fag
Stephen Hawking: I.bet.that.was.great.I.once.gave.a.Shop.Vac.to.Muhammad Ali.those.were.the.days.
Reeves: It couldn't have been as good as this though, I mean he sucked like a champ, it was loud as hell and then he vommed fucking eveywhere, and we played in that huge pool of his puke and my poo all evening, wrestling, porking, kissing, loving *sigh*
Hawking: ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.i.knew.he.was.a.fag
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