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Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.
Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker
by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026
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Dirty ukulele

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?

Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020
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Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.
by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020
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Pull out a ukulele

Apologize; to make an apology video; a reference to Colleen Ballinger’s sung apology video on YouTube
JoJo Siwa better pull out a ukulele because that music video was atrocious.”
by Explosive Bologna April 6, 2024
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playing the ukulele

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank
by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025
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