“Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie”
“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”
“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”
by MexiAlan October 30, 2019
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This bloke was trying to chat up me missus, so I gave him a Woolloomooloo uppercut right in the Niagara's. Poor fella didn't know what hit him.
by anonymous April 30, 2025
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noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
by Firefly Valley Goddess July 04, 2025
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by PussyDonut February 27, 2011
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“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut”
“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut”
by Quandale Brownsmith November 07, 2024
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Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
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