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Unmop

This is when somebody's hair has grown long and starts to look like a "mop" however they manage to style it or get it cut so that their hair no longer looks like a "mop"
Damm that dude called nate is so fit now that he is unmop
by Dotty123 May 29, 2020
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unmessablewith

A polite way of saying unfuckablewith. One that is not to be messed around with, due to fear of repercussions.
During a leadership club meeting, we encountered an unmessablewith female corrections officer leader named A.M. Rivers.
by 413club September 4, 2021
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unmanneristic

Unmanneristic is when someone is being a little bit annoying at the dinner table and you want to call them out on it.
Gosh stop being so unmanneristic” she said to her son.
by Poopnugget113 February 3, 2018
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unmultitaskables

"its kinda hard talking to 3 people at once" - men! they're such a bunch of unmultitaskables
by joshnali June 11, 2006
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THE unmentionable

A man takes a shit, then freezes it for a week or so to get it good and hard, and another man uses it like a dildo on the other guy.
Gay guy 1: I want to do something freaky.

Gay guy 2: How about THE unmentionable?

Gay guy 1: I said freaky not fucking disgusting.
by Mistress of mayhem May 18, 2008
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unmercibly

Possibly 'unmercifully' or 'mercilessly' -- that is -- without pity. Said of something or someone who will continue to attack until death, and if it isn't their own death, even <i>that</i> may not stop them.
Personally, I think the Zombieslayer made more of a typo than a new word, but he hasn't copped to it, so ya never know.
We unmercibly attacked the intruders.

Google said: "Did you mean: unmercifully"?
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Unmath

A form of math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:

"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"

It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:

"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"

Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.

Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.

So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious pack of dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
by Speeps November 6, 2010
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