Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

funfortunately

Something that is funny and unfortunate at the same time. Often used as a way to describe your rival or enemies downfalls.

I caught my girlfriend sleeping with another man, funfortunately he gave her herpes.

by Officecamel October 20, 2008

unfartunate

A situation that really stinks.

Unfartunately: adverb

Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morning.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006

Unfortunately

The way to lazily and unoriginally reject a job to someone after interviewing them.

You did very well at your interview and are very impressed of your achievements. Unfortunately, no job or money for you.

by Northcashew June 23, 2018

Unfortunality

Defines a series of super frustrating unfortunate events in a more efficient way in conversation.

Its basically where nothing going right at all but you want to sound a little more positive in describing it to your friends.

"My whole weekend was one big unfortunality." or "His/her whole personality is more like an unfortunality." See {unfortunate}

by Goodeuseofwords May 28, 2016

Unfortnitely

When something has a severe lack of Fortnite.

Jake: Yo, I just got done beating my meat.
Dylan: Damn bro, that was quite unfortnitely of you.
Adachi: i am adachi

by Ashton91021 July 18, 2020

Unforkinate

A made up word used to trigger friends with the pure stupidity of replacing the word unfortunate with Unforkinate.

Skip: That's highly unforkinate

Trace: God dammit skip

by Ochio January 31, 2021