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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.
“he has unfortunate love…”
by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
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Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away
That is beyond unfortunate man
by Swiller21 May 7, 2023
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poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.
hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?
by dome man November 28, 2023
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Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.
"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"
by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008
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The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021
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Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
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