Unfortunality 

Defines a series of super frustrating unfortunate events in a more efficient way in conversation.

Its basically where nothing going right at all but you want to sound a little more positive in describing it to your friends.

"My whole weekend was one big unfortunality." or "His/her whole personality is more like an unfortunality." See {unfortunate}

Unfortunality by Goodeuseofwords May 28, 2016

Unfortunity 

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

Unfortunity by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020