Unfortnitely 

When something has a severe lack of Fortnite.

Jake: Yo, I just got done beating my meat.
Dylan: Damn bro, that was quite unfortnitely of you.
Adachi: i am adachi

Unfortnitely by Ashton91021 July 18, 2020

Unfortunately 

The way to lazily and unoriginally reject a job to someone after interviewing them.

You did very well at your interview and are very impressed of your achievements. Unfortunately, no job or money for you.

Unfortunately by Northcashew June 23, 2018

Unfortnite 

Something that is not fortunate. The GAMER translation of unfortunate.

Oh! Your dog died. That’s so unfortnite.

Unfortnite by You eat babies September 25, 2021

unfortunately, or fortunately. 

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

unfortunately, or fortunately. by nocharge May 15, 2023

unfortunately straight 

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

unfortunately straight by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

unfortunately straight 

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

unfortunately straight by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

Unfortnite 

adjective
having or marked by bad fortune; unlucky.

"My pork bun is about to go bad, thats unfortnite"

Unfortnite by SteamedHam69thethird May 26, 2025