twunt

Noun. Describes a woman who's such a twat and a cunt that she's actually a mutation of the two, a big, fat, hairy, smelly twunt. Like a cancer, twunts are becoming an epidemic.

That fuckin twunt wouldn't stop bitching all morning. Who the fuck jams that much sand into their pussy before coming to work, anyway? I mean, FUCK... I should've just fuckin punched the fuckin whore. just shut the fuck up already.

by manos5150 January 16, 2007

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twunt

A diesel dike who thinks her dick is bigger than yours.

I hit that fat floppy twunt so hard, her dick repelled the impact and did me ten fold.

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

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twunt

a mix between twat and cunt and far worse that both when put together

most commonly used in Halo on xbox live when 8 year olds get on and think they are amazing because they know some dirty words until you pull this one out

player A: Haha, I killed you!
player B: (in a high, squeaky voice) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
player A: OMFG!!! how are are you, you stupid twunt!

by rich o'driscoll April 9, 2008

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Bubble twunt

A manager who is completely out of touch with his work force and makes illogical, nonsensical decisions that don't work in the real world.

He lives in a bubble and makes dumb decisions, he's a bubble twunt

by Robsocks June 10, 2018

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twunt surprise

Take the woman, open her legs lather her pussy in rich marinara sauce, Sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. Cook her pussy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. When she's done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy pussy. If you'd like you may add a surprise right into her cunt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her clit and threw out the sauce mixture. May be complimented with Parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don't forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.

Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D

Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;

by Pussyfucker11 August 12, 2010

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