twunt

a clean mixture of twat and cunt

you are such a twunt

by shredy December 10, 2003

twunt

Union of two glorious words, producing amusing bastard offspring with a general meaning similar to fuckwit. A neologism from 1997, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend's mother, who, whilst berating one of our friends, uttered the immortal words:

Bernard, you're such a fucking twunt.

by mistagorilla September 24, 2006

twunt

a noun, referring to someone who is neither a twat or a cunt, but a fifty-fifty mixture of both. Also, can be used as a term to describe a girl who is extremely moody due to the beginning of her menstrual cycle or a male who becomes extremely emotional while drinking.

"Damn, my girlfriend bitched at me all night long about not calling her last night while I was out getting smashed with my boys. I wish she would quit acting like such a twunt!"

by Ashleigh Guinn December 24, 2008

twunt

twat cunt.
Of (surely enough...), British origin.

Stop twiddling the radio knob, you twunt!

by hytham_hammer August 1, 2005

twunt

the dirty derogatory combination of two disgusting slang words for a womans vagina. (cunt & twat)

"did you hear that dirty twunt amber cheated on justin with his best friend..."

by jeanice April 4, 2008

twunt

a twat mixed with a cunt, pretty much an all around bitch...

"Dude look at Pat, he looks like such a twunt"

by the np crew October 7, 2007

TWUNT

Twat and Cunt rolled into one! Someone you reeaally hate!
The perfect insult

Fuck you - you TWUNT

by AlisonAmber September 7, 2007