twitterpated

When the Twitter network becomes overloaded and you can't log on.

Man, I was gonna tweet at you but the website was twitterpated. I couldn't even log on!

by VmpyrRain June 14, 2009

twitterpated

Someone who is addicted to Twitter, obessed, a la the "Bambi" defintion of twitterpated.

Americans are twitterpated with Twitter

by massacred_and_anonymous July 4, 2009

Twitterpated

A profound addiction to Twitter.

Preferring the use of Twitter over Facebook.

"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."

by rhastings88 July 11, 2009

twitterpated

Being obessed with twitting every thought on Twitter

"Obama needs to stop being so twitterpated."

by tigers4u April 19, 2010

twitterpated

Excessive use of Twitter to contact one's significant other.

One may become "twitterpated" from excessive use of Twitter to contact one's significant other.

by missgigimeowcat June 6, 2009

twitterpated

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

by Tyler March 10, 2004

Twitterpated

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.

Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."

by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010