Bottom Tweeter

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.

Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.

by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

tweeter stick

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008

Tweeter Molyneux

1:/ A person who uses social networks to inflate their perceived knowledge to a far greater state than their actual accomplishments.

1a:/ A person who tweets with such volume about a single topic that no one can discern information from hype.

ZOMG! News Flash!

improved registration flows for android apps will create far better conversion metrics in the near future. (www.bitly.blahblablahh)

Really asshat? Who are you, Tweeter Molyneux?

by tehlurker May 21, 2011

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

by @nourasmileslike(follow mee) May 27, 2013

sweeter tweeter

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

Tweeter

Anybody who ever used twitter.

Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016