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Tulare

A small town with very little significance in this universe. Filled with illegal immigrants, snobby rich families and their children who believe they are the shit, and approximately 4 decent human beings. Filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their "morals" and quotations from Scripture that they do not even understand. Liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a Protestant or Catholic. (However, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)

Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:

(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,

(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick

(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping

(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.
I never realized how ignorant these upper-class kids in Tulare were until they tried to debate politics.

She's a trick!

Cows is the dumbest people.

Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.

Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!
by OMGIAMCOOLNOW December 20, 2008
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traralgon

alson know as the 'gon; it is where everyone refers to themselves as sick cunts, its where bogan 15 year olds are stirring up shit at the plaza, its where bouncers kick out 38 underagers a night, its where the skanky 14 year old girls wait go to every underage inferno, its where a girls best insult is 'slut!', its where people go for an std, its where street ratting is what is done for a living, its where the backyard parties are at, its where people start fights everyday because there all tough as, its where you can get easy access to drugs, its where fat hooker sluts like to drink beer on a saturday night, its the place to be.
shes from traralgon, what a slut.
dont go near her shes from traralgon.
by lovet. July 22, 2009
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Similar to the cougar species the Tugar is a unique animal that hails from Portugal, enjoys hunting in packs and feasts only one weekdays after 2AM.

Tuga is the appellation the Portuguese use, similar to American or Aussie.

Those not familiar with the term cougar it means a female who usually preys on younger men at the beach, club or any public/social space where light and sobriety are enhanced, much like the cougar herself
I went to Lisbon for my bachelor party and was attacked by a pack of tugars.
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jorge is so terarded when she drives in pubg
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Hey dude, your BMW M5 is tubar.
Hell yeah!
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