Tubalard

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14

Rob m. is a Tubalard

by Herman August 12, 2003

Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

tuba lips

Extended meat flaps on a large woman. Particularly useful in describing a queefing woman.

Too much queefing had led to Mary's developing tuba lips.

by TGHWPM May 22, 2014

Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone

Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba

by fry1077 March 30, 2011

Gaelic Tugboat

Gealic Tugboat <Gay-lick tugboat>

Noun- When a white male inserts his own penis into his own rectum.

"Incels are huge fans of Gaelic Tugboats, because they allow the incel to pleasure himself completely"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 21, 2020

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

Tuba Bombing

The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.

I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)

by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011