Trump Tweet

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

by andsowego March 21, 2017

Trump Tower reach around

When you have a cult-like following towards someone who continuously rips you off. You are so blinded that you do not realize they are ripping you off

I was so infatuated with him I did not realize he was stealing money out of my pocket you could say he was giving me a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

trumpberg

Imaginary melting continent-sized iceberg supporting a shrinking demographic group, mostly white working class and rural, who remain devoted to the dreams inspired by Donald Trump's most inflammatory campaign rhetoric; a rapidly-shrinking iceberg drifting toward human-assisted global warming which is interpreted as natural climate change against all scientific evidence; a dangerous navigation hazard caused by a hoax, fraud, deception, lie or ffabrication.

The lemmings are jumping off the Trumpberg at an alarming rate as the investigations continue.

by Amanita Pike March 28, 2017

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

by signchic February 6, 2017

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

trumpanzee

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.

Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trump shower

A sex act wherein a billionaire hires prostitutes to urinate on a bed once used by an enemy.

Olga performs a Trump shower for $5000 and a night at the Ritz Carlton.

by zaaaaaaaach January 10, 2017